The Circuit's Grande Dame Sofonda Peters: "Here We Are. Now ENTERTAIN US!"
So Sofonda is pooped after the New Year’s holiday weekend. How about you? She partied like the rock star that she is and lived to tell you about it! But you would expect nothing less, would you?
Sofonda had all kinds of friends in for the holiday and all kinds of fun with them. She loved that her favorite “hairy whore” from NYC was in and he did not disappoint. Between his three-way with some little French boys and the other hook-ups, your Sofonda counted some eight trickity tricks in just a week. Mad skills that this one has! My therapist warned me about people like him. Smart, sexy, and hairy.
While lunching with Lady GaGa recently on Lincoln Road in Miami Beach and as we were shooing off the TMZ paparazzi with my trusty taser, we got word that some shady promoter rumors were circulating that Gaga, in Miami for two soldout concerts, would be making an appearance at “her favorite DJ” Tracy Young’s annual Genesis New Years Day party in Miami. GA GA? HA! HA! HA! HA! Sofonda joined in the laughter and knew it was certainly not about to happen. Hopefully the party boys in attendance knew this too. No one likes to be misled - right? Even those “haters of the party” you read on the discussion boards would have to agree to that.
The boys packed the lower dance floor but surprisingly the second level of Mansion was...empty. The moment the party was over Tracy Young hopped a plane back to her home in Los Angeles without looking back. She must have accidently taken the gift bags she promised the boys with her back to Los Angeles.
But there is a silver lining in this snow cloud. Just a few miles north, in balmy Fort Lauderdale was the Phoenix Rising Party. The club used for this new tradition looked a-m-a-z-i-n-g. The JustCircuit crew worked their tushes off to bring together a great event and their efforts really showed. I wish that club looked like that all the time. Michael Tank (who makes Sofonda all gooey), Wendy Hunt, and Eddie Baez were spinning throughout the day. But the Queen of the Morning Party was Susan Morabito who held court on the main dance floor for a whopping 7-1/2 hour set. The boys were lovin’ her sound! Word on the streets is she may be back in 2011. Let’s cross our knees and hope!
Many of you surely caught the Lady Gaga concert on New Year’s Eve in Miami. What a show! What a delight! Her second concert was two nights later and afterwards Sofonda joined GaGa at Score Nightclub on Lincoln Road. She “just couldn’t leave Miami without saying goodbye to her boys”. What a nice cherry on the
cupcake of the weekend.
Sofonda won’t be in Miami in early March. It’s been SO cold there lately…and what could possibly top the Muscle Beach party memories made during White Party Week in November. Me thinks the party will just have to start a couple weeks EARLY! Well I don’t know about you but Sofonda is just all giddy about New Orleans Mardi Gras! Oz Nightclub is the epicenter of Mardi Gras for the boys. She is polishing up her equipment and ordering all the supplies she will need. One can’t have enough of all the important things in life. Then from New Orleans Mardi Gras, it’ll be off to Sydney, Australia for even more fun! Can’t wait, can you? See you in the Crescent City - where Circuit party boys wet dreams come true. Really.
Stay warm and wet!
Muahh~
Sofonda Peters
