The Circuit's Grande Dame SOFONDA PETERS speaks out in the August/September issue of JustCircuit.MAG as she makes clear there is little room at the Circuit table for Circuit website hacking and bitter Circuit snakes:
Hello, Gossip Girls! I hope that you've been keeping cool this summer, because Sofonda's about to heat things up with a few stories about men behaving badly!
First up: now, Sofonda loves a good back door entry as much as you all do, I'm sure; but I was distressed to hear that several web sites (including her own, beloved, JustCircuit.com) had been hacked in the past few weeks. These Internet anal-rapists also violated GayInternetRadioLive.com, Masterbeat.com, and the LoveBall/Barcelona site. An ex-boyfriend of Sofonda's - and I have many, my darlings - is leading as FBI investigative task force that will be checking on the terrorists who committed these atrocious acts, and screwed with our party sites. Honestly, the least those bitches could have done would have been to make Masterbeat downloads more reasonably priced. Thanks for nothing!
Luckily for Sofonda, and all of you other Circuit lovers, JustCircuit.com had already been working on launching a new web site for its 10th Anniversary celebration on January 1, 2009. The mastermind behind JustCircuit, it's founder Bill Haberkam, moved the launch up immediately as a result of this heinous act, which means that we can now enjoy the sexy new website that is JustCircuit.com. Lemonade from lemons, darlings! Go check it out, and get yourselves registered, my babies! From now on, the only hacking happening around the JustCircuit hallways is the sound coming from Sofonda, after she's put down the pipe!
Speaking of put down the pipe: Ms. Sofonda wants to know: how ironic is it that Tony "Don't You Know Who I Am?!?" Hayden, hater of all Circuit events that do not provide him with a gratis weekend pass, showed his tired "Circuit Dog" ass up at the weekend of events that he claims to have hated the most: Johnny Chisholm's One Might Weekend! Mr. Hayden was upset that One Mighty Weekend, as well as numerous other Circuit organizations, no longer consider him to be "media," and since no complimentary pass or VIP treatment was placed in his empty paw, he barked. Loudly. When he was again denied, he took his beef to a podcast, which he spammed to Circuit boy in-boxes everywhere. In it, he picked fights with Disney, Johnny Chisholm, the Elton John AIDS Foundation, and others. After this Circuit Dork had "his say," he then had the audacity to show his tired, leathery face at the very parties he'd been attacking... incognito, of course. Well, Sofonda may have been seeing double that weekend, but she wasn't so messed up that she couldn't recognize all that ugly underneath a baseball cap and sunglasses. Tony, please do us all a favor next time and cut eyeholes in a paper bag. You're killing my buzz, girl! Overheard was his constant bitching, pissing and moaning about the events and its promoter. Nobody wanted to hear it! "Don't shit where you eat, honey…” they hissed at him as he brought his negative chatter from party to party. All this drama over an inability to get two press passes? Are you that cheap, you little Circuit Snake? Hurting the Circuit events and the causes that they support is not the media we need. Next year, make like the Dog that you are, and stay home and lick your own balls.
Until next time, my lovelies, Sofonda begs you, BE GOOD, or don't get caught!
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